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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 Y

Hey guys, here's something to relieve stress...
if it's funny, yay, good for you!
otherwise, let's not continue any further...
(:

ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that,
and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.

We take English for granted,
but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly
boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burnsdown,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out,
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?

AND IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES
THEN PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE HOLES
AND THE GERMANS, GERMS


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Sunday, July 5, 2009 Y

HEYYYYYY :D
OMG YAY, I'M BACK! :D

haha sorry you guys, who come to my blog. haha, i just did my physics blog(: so if any of you who wants to see the cool (or not cool) stuff physics can be, so visit http://nikilee_physicsproject2009.blogspot.com

so i'm like watching this tv show on channel 5. it's called 'scariest places on earth'. so this episode is about this family going to this castle in transylvania, where royal families live for hundreds of years. and this particular family, had this really evil woman, known as the blood countess, who kills young women and stores their blood and bathes in them or something, cause it is said that if you apply blood on your skin, you'll have eternal youth?!?!?! ok, psycho. and there's a whole dungeon or something filled with their bones.... omg. and the family right, are like exploring this stupid castle. gosh i wouldn't do it for a billion dollars. First i don't care for money, second, i'm not stupid (:

Hey i know you'll see this still, just like you've been receiving my messages up there, i miss you and i wish i could've known you better.

alright, yay(: i feel like my blog is so like, NEW now.

Omg you jerk. at least act like you care.


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